Police Mootality & other bad puns.

Alright, don't ask how I found this news article. The internet is a web, travel enough and you will find something disturbing. Like this.

N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows

Previously Charged With Sexual Assault On 3 Girls

I couldn't resist photoshopping this guy. I realize he is innocent until proven guilty but to just be accused of inappropriate bovine love is bad bad bad. If you will also notice, the headline gives the alleged cow rape top billing, while the three girls are relegated to a smaller font. This is how I found it posted on the news website. That fact is even more disgusting than the bestiality. I love the press. Glad they have their priorities straight.

In conclusion, I'd like to say GO NEW JERSEY!!!! If this guy can become a cop, then I should move there and run for King of the Universe!