Tax Rebate Bulletin...Mildly Amusing

Got this as a bulletin on myspace from a friend of mine, I found it mildly amusing so I thought I'd share.

Your Tax Rebate:

The federal government is sending some of us a $600 rebate.


If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.


If you spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs.


If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .


If you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and
Guatemala .


If you purchase a good car, it will go to Japan.

If you purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan


The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA .


Thank you for your help and please support the USA .